chrrp Status
✅ All Systems Operational
Uptime over the past 90 days.
chrrp.eu
Application
Operational
90 days ago
99.72 % uptime
Today
PostgreSQL
Database
Operational
90 days ago
99.98 % uptime
Today
Resend
Email Delivery
Operational
90 days ago
99.91 % uptime
Today
Scaleway Object Storage
Avatars
Operational
90 days ago
99.99 % uptime
Today
Puma
Web Server
Operational
90 days ago
99.85 % uptime
Today
DNS (chrrp.eu)
Domain Resolution
Operational
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Past Incidents
March 20, 2026 Degraded Performance
Brief database connection pool exhaustion during viral tweet activity. Auto-resolved after 3 minutes.
March 19, 2026 Operational
No incidents reported.
March 18, 2026 Major Outage
Complete service interruption due to twttr not existing yet. Duration: since the beginning of time. Resolved by building chrrp.
This status page is cosmetic and does not reflect actual system health. Like most things on the internet in 2006, it’s based on vibes.